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"There´s no cure for being a cunt"

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Justin Bieber

"That is a tasty burger"

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Not Roanld McDonald

"Look at all my oscars"

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Leonardo di Caprio

Conversations with Quotations - 1

"JUST DO IT!"

Wowowowowowwowwwww! Chill dude!

I´ll do it.

Tomorrow.

Maybe.

"Winter is coming"

It normally does. Every fukin year. Usually around December.

But it might be to your concern, that maybe, soon, this will end.

Climate change is a serious problem, man.

"Everybody knows you never go full retard"

Nowadays we say "Mentally handicapped".

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"I´m not lazy. I´m just highly motivated to do nothing"

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Forrest Gump

"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver"

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Spongebob Squarepants

"Do not disturbe my circles!"

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E.T.

28

"Do you even lift, bro?"

-

Thor

"Give a man an apple for a day and it keeps the doctor away, but teach a man to be an apple for a lifetime and he becomes a doctor"

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Pope Francis

"There is a melody in everything"

-

Corey Taylor

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"HADOUKEN"

-

Muhammad Ali

"CHIDORI"

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Nicola Tesla

"KAMEHAMEHA"

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Vladimir Putin

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"I´ll be back"

-

Jesus

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help"

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Second page of Google search result

"I´m a god, you dull creature!"

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Steve Jobs